it’s not about you

One Joshua and I made up:
Correctly guess what’s going to happen before it happens. Make sure to say it out loud. Drink.

note: if we actually PLAYED this game, I would be so plastered, I wouldn’t even be able to find this keyboard.

The one Joshua’s co-worker made up:
Listen for each time Jack Bauer says, “Dammit!” Drink.

Another one Joshua and I made up:
Pay attention throughout each episode where dialogue is used to get viewers up to speed. For example: “Nina killed my wife,” OR “I only used heroin to get in with the Salazars.” Dialogue by other people than Jack Bauer is perfectly acceptable. Drink.

Last, but not least:
A CTU staffer takes a barb at another CTU staffer, OR, A CTU staffer is going behind another CTU staffer’s back, OR, a CTU staffer gives shifty looks to another CTU staffer, OR, a CTU staffer becomes a mole. Drink. Drink twice if you called who would be the mole.