Note To My Children

If you are not bleeding, dismembered, and if no body parts are broken, please:

DO NOT INTERRUPT MY MORNING COFFEE.

Be advised that if you do, consequences could include, but are not limited to, the following: bleeding, dismemberment, or broken bones.

You have been so warned.

3 Responses to “Note To My Children”

  1. lomagirl Says:

    Because otherwise you might be tempted to nuke it, right?

  2. Joshua Rudd Says:

    Honey, do I need to come home early today or something?

  3. Kristen Rudd Says:

    cynthia, we don’t have a microwave. : )

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