Note To My Children
If you are not bleeding, dismembered, and if no body parts are broken, please:
DO NOT INTERRUPT MY MORNING COFFEE.
Be advised that if you do, consequences could include, but are not limited to, the following: bleeding, dismemberment, or broken bones.
You have been so warned.
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Because otherwise you might be tempted to nuke it, right?
Honey, do I need to come home early today or something?
cynthia, we don’t have a microwave. : )