I’m adding a “death wish” category. I figure Killian - and Judah, for that matter - is going to get into enough things and do enough things that this should warrant its own criteria.
For example, yesterday morning, I was sitting at my mom’s make-up table, getting ready, and Joshua was in our bathroom brushing his teeth, when we heard Judah yell from the dining room, “He’s sitting on the table!”
Joshua runs down the hall to see what’s going on, finds Killian, sitting on his knees, content as can be, in the exact middle of the dining room table, and quickly plucks him off.
Constant vigilance, my friends. Constant vigilance.
constant vigilance indeed.