God Responds to Lawsuit

via sfgate.

Signed by “God,” the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God.

Blaming the Almighty for human oppression and suffering misses an important point, it says.

“I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” according to the response, as read by Friend.

St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

And people say Christians have no sense of humor.

One Response to “God Responds to Lawsuit”

  1. Cynthia says:

    Pretty much the points I would have made- good job God!

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