Truth is better than fiction…well, sometimes
You heard that Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers has decided to sue God, haven’t you? I know, you think it would be an Onion article, but this guy is for real.
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused “fearsome floods … horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes.”
A commenter on a news site said it best: “Where’s God gonna find a lawyer? You know there aren’t any in Heaven…”
Priceless.