Comments on: A Virgin Birth http://kristenrudd.com/blog/2006/12/20/a-virgin-birth/ kristenrudd.com Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:01:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Brent http://kristenrudd.com/blog/2006/12/20/a-virgin-birth/comment-page-1/#comment-2394 Brent Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:06:31 +0000 http://kristenrudd.com/20061220/a-virgin-birth#comment-2394 Evolutionary twist my butt... Sounds like Kevin Buley bought the lie his daughter dragon threw at him: Flora: "No, daddy, seriously. I'm a virgin. Me and the quarterback Komodo kissed and messed around on the couch for a while, but NOTHING HAPPENED! Really, dad. You believe me, don't you?" Kevin: "Sure, sweetheart. You've never lied to me before. ALERT THE MEDIA because my bowheaded Komodo would NEVER do anything like that or lie to me. It has to be an EVOLUTIONARY TWIST!" Listen, as a youth pastor for nearly two decades, I've heard 'em all. I can't imagine that Komodos are on the up and up with their parents, either. Evolutionary twist my butt…

Sounds like Kevin Buley bought the lie his daughter dragon threw at him:

Flora: “No, daddy, seriously. I’m a virgin. Me and the quarterback Komodo kissed and messed around on the couch for a while, but NOTHING HAPPENED! Really, dad. You believe me, don’t you?”

Kevin: “Sure, sweetheart. You’ve never lied to me before. ALERT THE MEDIA because my bowheaded Komodo would NEVER do anything like that or lie to me. It has to be an EVOLUTIONARY TWIST!”

Listen, as a youth pastor for nearly two decades, I’ve heard ‘em all. I can’t imagine that Komodos are on the up and up with their parents, either.

]]> By: tracey http://kristenrudd.com/blog/2006/12/20/a-virgin-birth/comment-page-1/#comment-2386 tracey Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:22:03 +0000 http://kristenrudd.com/20061220/a-virgin-birth#comment-2386 hey- we do Santa. when my girls ask if he's real i am very open. i whisper, "it's really mommy and daddy but we pretend Santa does it...and we never tell little kids he's not real." then they think that they're in on a big "adult" conspiracy!! so- every year, they still want to "talk to Santa" at the mall...even abby. they are getting their pics made with him on friday. My dad use to say, "when you stop believing in Santa...you stop getting gifts from him"...so we all ALWAYS believed! :) hey- we do Santa. when my girls ask if he’s real i am very open. i whisper, “it’s really mommy and daddy but we pretend Santa does it…and we never tell little kids he’s not real.” then they think that they’re in on a big “adult” conspiracy!! so- every year, they still want to “talk to Santa” at the mall…even abby. they are getting their pics made with him on friday. My dad use to say, “when you stop believing in Santa…you stop getting gifts from him”…so we all ALWAYS believed! :)

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