Seriously. Just in case you were wondering.
Right now I have one vote for Wednesday and one (or was it two?) for Friday. I’m hoping for, well… today. Like I do every day. But let’s be honest - 08.07.06 would be a cool birthday. Unless we ever move to Europe, in which case it would then be 07.08.06 and wouldn’t really be as cool. I also have a vote for the 8th and the 13th, to fall on other people’s birthdays. Joshua’s isn’t until the 22nd, and if I (God forbid) actually make it that far, we’ll have some other issues to work out, let me tell you.
And if I call you and respond to your answering the phone with a casual “hey,” or “what’s up?,” that’s a really good clue that no, I am NOT in labor. If I call you and I actually AM in labor, trust me, YOU WILL KNOW.
I’m just trying to remind myself at this point, that no matter what or when, this kid HAS to come out of me at some point, right? He can’t stay in there forever.
Right?