it’s not about you

Got this meme from Riley Kern. You google your name and the word needs in quotes; i.e. “kristen needs”, and see what comes up. Here’s my top ten:

Kristen Needs a New Connection Petition.
Whatever the hell that is. My connection is just fine, thank you.

Kristen needs to wash her socks because she will need them on Sunday morning…
Just on Sunday?

Kristen needs to settle down.
Now when you say “settle down,” just what exactly does that mean?

Kristen needs book money for class.
No class, but I will take that book money…

Kristen needs to go home with whatever she needs to make up for the past six years of obviously horrible “care.”
Okaaaay…

Kristen needs the stability of a marriage.
Who said marriages have stability?

Kristen needs an angle for her story since Greenville is not coming up with anything.
Kristen needs to be able to open up Word so she can WRITE a stinking story. Guess I’m not doing nanowrimo this year.

Kristen needs to harvest phage today, where she did not have time to do so the day before.
I don’t know what phage is, but I’m hoping to harvest baby carrots, salad greens and radishes later this fall!

Kristen needs friends right now and ‘cease and desist’ orders run contrary to our community of Kristen Friends.
Cool! A community of Kristen Friends!

Kristen needs to place top 5 in the petite final to come in the top 11 required to qualify the event.
Sounds important. I’d better start training.

Now for my real Kristen needs:
Kristen needs to kick this cold.
Kristen needs more dirt to plant more veggies.
Kristen needs to do her laundry (socks, too).
Kristen needs coffee first thing every morning.
Kristen needs to get caught up at work.
Kristen needs people to comment on her blog more often.
Kristen needs Joshua to finish her hair.
Kristen needs Judah to LAY DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP!!
Kristen needs to finish all those pictures for her clients.
Kristen needs to get out more.

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