today’s epiphany:
okay, so it’s called the Department of Homeland Security, right? Well on CNN today, they were talking about how our troops are scattered in something like 129 countries around the globe, and with Liberia and North Korea coming up on the radar, how we might not have enough troops to go around or to defend the homeland, as the newscaster put it.
okay, for one, why the hell do we have troops in so many freaking countries? and number two, when on EARTH did the U.S. become “the homeland?” Does that freak anyone else out? Remind anyone of a certain someone named Adolf? And I’m not talking about the Adolf who owns a garage on Shepherd in Houston.
we’re calling the U.S. “the homeland” and we’ve got troops across the planet, AND we’re currently trying to take over the world and become The Great Superpower, one country at a time. all we have to do now is wait for them to put the two secret keys in at the same precise time and push the big red button and suddenly we’ve got planetary mobilization. what’s next? genocide?
to those of you in europe for the summer — don’t come back! stay there while you can and enjoy your freedom!